Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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