Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
There's jello in my purse I have a mysterious glow stick and didn't sleep with anyone my god I'm 3 for 3 tonight
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
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