I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
We need to buy some popsicles so we can remind ourselves we're good at this.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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