I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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