There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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