dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
So that wine I told you about is vile...
That the stuff you brewed in your dorm closet? Are you actually going to drink it?
Yup. It's drinkable. Might go blind, but I've got to use my chemistry minor for something.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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I'm getting offered Candy Crush lives in return for sex. Like wtf.
So apparently I was a completely different person lastnight, one who drinks scotch and makes out with 55 year old men who look like inspector gadget
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
pray to the hookup gods
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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