Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
I stood on the corner waiting to be picked up, dry heaving, and trying to block out the sun.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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