Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
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