Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
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Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
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If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
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Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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