If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
Got so drunk in South Padre some guy put me on a suitcase trolly and pushed me to my room. I flashed my boobs as a tip.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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