I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
I think it's safe to say me, swords and vodka can never be aloud in the same room again.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I think i blacked out...but i remember licking your teeth
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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