Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
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Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
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I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
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