He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
only if we run a train.
done.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
fuck Derek. I choose weed. weed isn't angry and would never ask me to be someone I'm not.
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
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