UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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