I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.
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Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
mike is out of commission and cannot make breakfast. he's sitting with two frozen waffles on his face & smiling like an idiot.
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Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
A stripper choked me last night. Then I choked her. Now we're going on a date this Saturday.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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