But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
I got kicked out of an open bar wedding reception. The bride "felt threatened" by my presence. Not my fault she's ugly
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Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
One step ahead. Always. Roses are red, violets are blue... I'm gonna fuck you with a rake.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
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I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
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