Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I miss being able to drink at 11am just cause it was sunny outside.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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