I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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