this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
...I think i just fell in love with a random undergrad at first glance. He was the awkward young adult version of captain hook. Dear god i need to get off this campus.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I'm reading the Hobbit in my blanket fort alone with a bottle of wine... all I need is dungeons and dragons to complete this superfecta of awesome
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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