Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
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I sewed up my pants, stole his girlfriends white shirt, and went to work hungover like a responsible adult.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
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Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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