Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
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Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
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Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Chasing shots with airborne.. Gonna get rid of my sickness and my soberness.
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