let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
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It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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