Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
But once you explained how to fill cupcakes with semen I realize you were harmless and right on my level.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
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