Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
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Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Is it socially acceptable to stop at the strip club for the lunch buffet on my way to the airport?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
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Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
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