That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
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1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
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I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
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