Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
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Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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