Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?
I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
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I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So Saturday night after 10 drinks I guess he tried to have sex with me and in the middle of it I asked "can you tell I'm faking it!?" and then I sat up and threw up in my hand. That's a sex Win in my books
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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