I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
I felt like I was selling my soul to satan but then I realized I already pawned it for drug money
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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