Gave out candy dressed as a porn star...bet you can guess how the mothers kept reacting.
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
Man, jail baloney is awful.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL?
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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