Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
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After all the hair products he's stolen from me, he better fucking be gay.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
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Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
Just wore the promise ring dad gave me freshman year of high school as a fake wedding band while I bought a pregnancy test. I think it's safe to say that's not what he had in mind with that gift 14 years ago.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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