he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
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these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I have six new people in my phone that I don't remember adding. One of them is "Bourbon Yeah." Successful evening?
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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