Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I looked at my own cervix.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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