I'd rather drink alone in my closet than hang out with that girl
Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Let's bang like we're on a Lifetime Channel movie.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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