yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I touched a dick in church today
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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