Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
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& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
My ATM looks so different sober.
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
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I asked you if you wanted to go to the ER, have me sew it up or just wrap it in duct tape and keep on keepin on. You just said YES. I remember very little after that.
You're a good friend.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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