6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
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The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
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How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
just had sex in a stairwell with six feet five inches worth of drama
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
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