If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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