Tell her she can't have a vagina
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
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What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
I'm so drunk I forgot what to do to go pee.
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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