you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
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I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
I'm at the bar, forgot my pants. Everyone's over reacting
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Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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