Lets drop out of school and be professionally skinny and drunk
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
it's like heaven, but drunker
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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