What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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