..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I duct taped a bottle of vodka to the back of your closet while you were sleeping in case of emergencies. Go rip it off, it's going to be a long night.
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