It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
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I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
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Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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