As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
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I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
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3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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