just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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