so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
I don't care what anyone says I want strippers at my funeral.
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Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
He sent me a picture of his dick saying "your throne my lady" for my birthday. He knows the way to my heart.
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
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He got in a fight. Then called me drunk to see if he should bail his friends out, or walk through a Taco Bell drive-thru. True love.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
we're so committed to being not committed
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
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