sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
So... my daughter's new girlfriend Is the daughter of the girl I dated on and off in college Who ran away because she got pregnant at my house party. My Legitimate daughter Is probably fucking my Illegitimate daughter...
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