shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
it was either a really good one night stand or a really really good first date. thank you online dating
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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