Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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