Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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