D3 body, D1 cock
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
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