Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
Randomize
