I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
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can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
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Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
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